The Apollo Kid

With over 100 million websites that float around the internet, it’s a definite that you’re going to run into some bizarre, scary, stupid or just down right wrong sites across the world wide web. In a quest of mental and visual disturbance I set out to unearth what strange phenomena’s lie at the tip of my fingers. Check it out!

10.> Kitty Wigs - http://www.kittywigs.com/

This site is dedicated to providing fake colorful wigs to … Yep you guessed it! Some damn cats? Are you serious? Some people take their love for animals to strange levels beyond any means of comprehension.

What I can Admit:
Anyway for a whopping $50.00 your cat too can look like a $3.00 Hollywood street hooker.

9.> Fart Names - http://www.fartnames.com/

This is site takes the time to give you a long list of fart types the average human is capable of producing.  Some of them are funny because I can relate, others are just plain stupid. Here are a few snippets:

The Car Door Fart - Either a group one or a group two fart. Very tricky. It is meant to be a concealed fart. A matter of close timing is involved, the farter trying to fart at the exact moment he slams the car door shut. It is usually a good loud fart. It is one of the funnier farts when it doesn’t work, which is almost every time. It is a desperation fart and not too common.

The Crowd Fart - The Crowd Fart is distinguished by its very potent odor, strong enough to make quite a few people look around. The trick here is not to identify the fart but the farter. This is almost impossible unless the farter panics, and starts a fit of coughing or starts staring at the ceiling or the sky as though something up there fascinates him. In which case he is the one. Very common.

The Relief Fart - Sound or odor don’t matter on this one. What matters is the tremendous sense of relief that you have finally farted. Some people will even say, “Wow, what a relief.” Very common.

What I can Admit:
The author of this site probably has really bad gas and I trip out that they even took the time to compile a list of nouns and verbs for gas … wtf?

8.> Second Life – http://secondlife.com/

 

Second Life contains an extensive world that can be explored and interacted with, and can be used purely as a creative toolset if the user chooses. However, the vast majority of users use Second Life primarily as an entertainment medium, and for most of them the ability to interact with other users is critical to that (meeting the definition of a talker); “clubs” where users engage in generic chat, and sexually themed areas, are consistently the most populated.

What I can Admit:
These peeps who engage in these virtual worlds more than 12 hours a day need to get the fuck real.  I mean when it starts making people having divorces in the REAL WORLD, because your wife found you cheating in the virtual world, then you seriously have a problem.

 

7.> Phone Fingers - http://www.phonefingers.com/

 

Here’s another e-commerce site dedicated to all the touch-screen fanatics out there who don’t like greasy fingers smudging their touch screens and don’t mind walking around like they opened a box of condoms and rolled them down each finger.  Matter of fact, just do that because you’ll come out cheaper, for this oracle in touch screen technology costs you around 9,90 Euros, which equates roughly to $14 US Dollars.

What I can Admit:
If you think these are really cool and they are definitely on your “must have” list, then contact me now, for I know some kitty wigs you might be interested in.

 

6.> Fetish for Women in Casts - http://sakura-girls.com/

 

I can’t explain it, but i’m just wondering how the hell does a body, leg or arm cast turn you on?  I guess you ladies need to think twice if a prince charming comes into your life coincidentally after you’ve broken your leg …. or neck.

 

5.> Dog Poo Bags - http://www.poopoobags.com/

 

Ok, I have to admit that even though the whole concept of having a stylish bag of shit by your side doesn’t change the fact that you’re still carrying a bag of shit, this site’s sleek and minimum design might help push it’s product very well.  But just to get back to the basics, for 12,90 EUR, which is roughly $18 US dollars you get 16 bags, which you can walk fashionably around the streets of downtown carrying a bag of shit … that’s pretty gangster.

 

4.> Murder Memorabilia - http://www.murderauction.com

Everything from art to inmate clothing autographed and shipped to your front door for the right price.  I’d be careful though, you might get caught up buying some evidence from a case that hasn’t been solved yet.  

 

3.> American Amputee Soccer Association - http://www.ampsoccer.org/

 

So yeah I know I just might be going to hell, but at least i’ll be warm.  Where do I start?  First off I really do admire the will and determination this association is all about.  It’d be good to hang out with this crowd and kick it for awhile …. get it …. “kick it”?

 

2.> Human Lab Rat - http://www.justin.tv/humanlabrat

 

This site really isn’t odd or bizarre, it just kinda threw me off for a quick second, just check it out and enjoy.  Why the hell would you want to inject yourself with plant parasitic organisms anyway?  ;-)

 

1.> The Casual Encounters Section of Craigslist - http://www.craigslist.com

 

Craigslist honestly takes the cake with the best in bizarre with its Casual Encounters section.  It’s funny, disturbing, scary, and just plain stupid at the same time, plus it changes everyday and spans more than one hundred cities.  If you’re looking to waste some time and don’t mind reading personals from 75 y.o men requesting blow jobs from young guys, to maybe running across a post and notice it’s your H.S. teacher Mr. Baker in a leather suit with a gag ball in his mouth wanting to get into some “fun”, then there you have it, www.craigslist.com

What I can Admit:
I’ll probably be composing a top 10 list of weird Casual Encounter posts … Yezzzir!