Feb
20th
2009
Lifestyle

I Don’t Like Fake “Ass” Girls – Literally

by The Apollo Kid - This Post has had

A little while ago I went window shopping with a girl friend, and ran across the strangest thing I didn’t know even existed.  It made me feel like I was being made fun of, tricked, I wanted to take a cold shower while sitting down crying, truth be told, it was just horrible.  Once again corporate america has decided to feed off the insecurities of women all over the world, but this is just a new all time low.  You’re probably wondering what has me so torn, well let me tell you, it’s Butt Pads … YES BUTT PADS!! … Butt Pads, BOOTY PADS, ASS PILLOWS, whatever name they want to market them as or what you want to call them, the point is this crap is just ridiculous!!

I mean, at one time big booties were frowned upon, the days are long gone I guess when your girl gets mad because her jeans DON’T make her butt look big. As for men out there with the big booty fetish, be on the look out for “fake ass” females … I mean seriously, how do you explain where the curves went after the pants come off?  First it was the girdle, then came the padded bras, oh can’t forgot about MAKE UP! and now butt pads.  Women of the world, stop the madness and just be yourself, there is nothing more beautiful than a natural woman who doesn’t mind putting in the physical work for the physique she desires.  If you read this and you’re a supporter and wearer of these “butt pads”, send me an email as i’m here 24/7 to help you recover from this cruelty you’ve subjected yourself to.  I love you all!

JUST SAY NO!

To BOOTY PADS

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  1. courtney Says:

    lmao some one told me to read your blogs i didnt even know girls wore fake butts lol doesnt that feel un natural like should guys now give like a little tap just to make sure its real?

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