If you had 24 Hours to Live
Life is chill, you’re sitting in front of your T.V. watching some cartoons or whatever it is you watch, enjoying a nice submarine sandwich or whatever it is you eat and then RING RING!! … You get a phone call from your doctor, and it goes something like this, “Mr. Pearson, we’ve ran your tests and you’re gonna die tomorrow at midnight!” (I mean, I would hope if this did happen, I’d at least get an explanation of why I was going to die, not just “you’re going to die”).
Anyway, there you go BOOM! 23:58:10 seconds into the last moments of your life, what the hell do you do now? So many things you haven’t seen, so many people you’d like to cuss out, the girl in marketing that you’ve been stalking since you started working at your job, and that’s not even the entire list. Well hey, don’t panic … I got sure list of things to consider if your life is ticking away at its last hours, minutes and seconds.
CALL OUT OF WORK! (but add a little bit of color to it)
example: Call your job and speak your mind, no time to explain why you’re not going to be in, just keep it simple and say “i’ve been stealing from the supply cabinet and employee fridge!, i’m not coming in SUCKA TRICK!, “ It doesn’t matter who picks up the sick line, just go hard!
NO TIME FOR MOPING IT’S TIME TO GET DOWN AND ROCK IT!
example: Hopefully you have close friends who you can just hang out with that willl make your last day on earth a great one. You call them repeatedly, no matter what time it is, no matter what they’re doing and meet up!
GO OUT AND JUST WILD THE HELL OUT!
example: Now at this point, explain to your friends that the actions that you want to do might involve some serious jail time and if need be, they should call their loved ones and tell them they love them deeply and might not see them again. Let the weak know they can walk away now if they’re not prepared for what’s going down, but also let them know they’re not invited to the funeral.
MAKE TIME FOR THE FAM-A-LAM
example: Your mom, dad, sister, wife, children, etc … simply spend time if they’re near, if not, tell them you love them and you’ll always be there with them.
MAKE SURE YOU POOP
example: we all know that when you die, you drop a load in your pants, so simply take a little bit of time to drain your bowels homie. That way you can go out with clean underwear, so if anything people can always remember “At least he didn’t shit his pants”.
FIN – DEATH
You don’t have to do things in that order or at all, so I guess all i’m trying to say is live life as if it were you last day on earth, because you never know when your card is going to be pulled.
Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die. - Amelia Burr
